How does a lemur get to work?

He takes his Madagas-CAR!

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left home?

Bison

Where are sharks from?

Finland

Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because it has smelly feet

What kind of key opens bananas?

A monkey

What do monkeys eat for dessert?

Meringue-tans

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer