How does a lemur get to work?

He takes his Madagas-CAR!

Why couldn’t the Leopard play Hide & Seek?

Because he was always spotted!

What do you call two Octopuses that look exactly the same?

Itenticle!

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea

Why did the Lion always lose at cards?

Because he was playing with Cheetahs.

What is a crocodiles favourite game?

Snap!

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left home?

Bison